My girlfriend drove all the way out to my workplace yesterday to give me dinner and coffee. She is the absolute best.
Do you know my dog’s name," Hades asked?
“Cerberus,” I said promptly. “But everyone knows that.”
“Do you know what it means?”
I opened my mouth and closed it again. I shook my head.
“It is from an ancient word, kerberos. It means ‘spotted’.”
I blinked. “You’re a genuine Greek god. You’re the Lord of the Underworld. And… you named your dog SPOT?”
“Who’s a good dog?” Hades said, scratching the third head behind the ears and making the beast’s mouth drop open in a doggy grin. “Spot is. Yes, he is.
—Jim Butcher, “Skin Game” (via garrustargaryen)